Monday, December 15, 2014

Christmas Time

Its amazing how busy this time of the year can get.  We don't even have the hustle that most of  you have, but I still catch myself wondering were the time went.

We have had a school program, a church program, a visit from Santa, a pot luck with the town, and tonight we had a ladies sewing time.....so not too busy huh?

I will have to post tomorrow a picture of the table runner I made at the sewing time....Hopefully I will finish it tomorrow...

But today for our Christmas Advent calendar that we have been doing the kids had to create a Christmas Haiku.  They did a very good job so I thought I would post it here...

Monday, December 1, 2014

Once there was a snowman...





Once there was a snowman, oh so small.
Judge came along and slew him, obliterating all.


Saturday, November 1, 2014

Happy Halloween!

We hope you had a fun and DRY Halloween.  We were out walking in the rain that turned to sleet and then to hail, so THAT was a fun one....






Spoiler Alert***

If you read my few and far between posts you have heard the story.  But the kids with their dad's help or should I say Kale with his son's help created a story about their adventure for a Halloween writing contest...

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Alaska Adventure

A True Story

 

It was a dark and stormy night. It wasn’t actually all that dark, yet, but that would change. The storm was raging though, like it did so many nights in the isolated Alaska town. The town had waited in great anticipation, wondering this time if it would even happen at all…wondering if the people would survive if the signal never came.

            It was not uncommon for the signal to come at night, sometimes it never came at all, but IT had always come during the light of day. The people knew, we knew, that if the signal came this night, so would IT.

            The uncertainty of that thought, of what would happen if IT came in the dark, was almost enough for all of us to wish for IT not to come, at least until morning. We struggled within our own minds about what it would mean. We most certainly needed IT if we were to survive. We quickly wiped the thought from our minds. For me IT meant the survival of my family, not only myself.

            “If IT came in the dark, so be it!” I thought to myself, but didn’t dare say out loud.

The phone rang. The signal!

“I’ll get it!” shouted my third son and ran toward the phone. Our baby girl tried to reach for it as well. Fortunately my wife got to it before any of the children.

She took a breath, then with steely determination I could barely pick out, she pushed the button and said, “Hello.” It was excruciating watching her listen to the person on the other end of the line. I tried to make out the situation by reading the expression on her face, but I couldn’t follow the changes; startlement, confusion, relief…too chaotic for me to make out. After what seemed like an eternity, she said, “okay,” with all the brightness she could muster and hung up the phone. Slowly, she turned to us and announced, “IT will be here…tonight!”

After a second of shock, I sprang into action. I quickly started to order the kids to prepare for what we would now have to do. They had done it before, but like I said, never in the dark. We should have practiced for this, we should have been better prepared, but it was too late now. We gathered what we would need, at least all that we could predict:  outdoor clothing, raincoats, boots, flashlights. Fortunately my daughter had not run out the battery on her lantern; that might come in handy.

Just when it started to feel that we might have this under control a blinding light came streaming in through our front window. The children cringed because of the brightness. My wife and I rushed to the window to discover both our hope for the future, and the dread of what we would have to do that night. IT was here!

We all froze. Then, we began to see and hear a bustling about town. Others, unprepared as they were, were springing to action too. Lights flickered as doors opened and closed, boat motors started, and people were moving on the dock. It gave us courage and we continued our preparations.

We were ready, as ready as we could be, so we opened the door to venture out. At least the rain had stopped, but there was still a strong wind and darkness gripped the land as though it was afraid to let go. Not too far, but what may as well have been a world away, we could see the light of the place we would have to go. That was where IT would be going to.

“Do I have to do this?” questioned my second son.

“I don’t want to go out there,” said my fourth son, stepping back from the doorway.

My oldest son stood stoically waiting, his firmness not quite masking just as much uncertainty as there was in the rest of us. He knew he would be asked to do more than any of the other children this night. He didn’t know if he would break down before it was done, neither did I.

“Let’s go,” I made the solemn pronouncement and we moved out.

We saw others moving toward the place where IT was going; we could see IT moving along the bay as well. I looked around and noticed that not all was right. Some who were supposed to be there were not. In the dark, with the few lights we had between us, it was hard to tell who had come, but it was clear that some had not, that they would be needing help. My heart sank; I knew what I needed to do.

“Bring the cart up,” I told my two oldest boys, “and keep an eye on your sister. Stay with her no matter what.” With that I moved on ahead of the rest and out into the dark, leaving my young family behind to begin tackling IT on their own while I went to the aid of those who had not arrived.

My heart sank even further when I was halfway to my destination. I could hear a faint voice, crying. I turned to see what I had feared the most: my baby daughter, following me through the dark. Neither of us had a light and it was only by the sound of her sobs that I found her. My oldest, I discovered, had followed also. Thankfully he had brought a light. But, he had let her wander, and left the younger children alone with IT, to get her back. I quickly scolded him, but didn’t have time to explain to him the mistake he had made. We rushed back to where the younger kids were; my wife was nowhere to be seen.

Again I was faced with a heart rending decision. Do I leave my family to cope on their own again, or stay with them and leave those who were not here without the benefits that IT would provide? Finally a break; my wife came from the dark carrying a light of her own! I passed the baby on to her and rush back into the dark again, less concerned this time.

I found the family that had been missing. They had not even been told that IT had arrived. They scrambled to get their things together to come and help the rest of the town at the place where IT had now made landfall and had begun systematically filling the building where the light was.

We arrived just in time to help. The wind was still blowing and it took several trips between our house and the building before we had done our part in handling IT. For my oldest, the endeavor lingered. He would be forced into the fray again and again, even more times than I was. Handling not only our family’s duties, but helping others with theirs. He trekked through the dark, alone on the slippery path, not knowing what would happen to him on the way. I breathed a great sigh when I saw him reemerge from that sticky darkness for the final time.

In the end all went well. The town had never been more efficient in handling IT. Within half an hour, to the relief of everyone, it was over. Maybe it was because so many of us had arrived at the same time, or maybe it was because of the darkness – we all wanted this thing to be over as soon as possible – but all had faced IT in a way they had not experienced before. How could something so easy and even enjoyable during the day hold such mystery, danger, and confusion during the night? It is a question I still haven’t answered.

And that is the story of when we had to go get our mail at night because the delivery boat came in late. The End.

Sunday, October 12, 2014

Picture this...

We had quite the adventure last night.

We normally get mail on Saturday morning.  We were called first thing in the morning and told that it wouldn't be in till Sunday...

So picture our surprise when we get a call at six at night that the boat has made it in and delivery will be in an hour...

SO MUCH FUN!!!

It starts getting dark at six, and by seven it is pitch black...due to lack of street lights...I mean pitch black!!!

So here we are trooping out at seven, jackets on and flashlights blazing as we trek the 100 yards to the post office. 

The kids were so excited...especially Nia.  Here she was in her bright pink winter parka with her lantern in hand just loving every stinking moment of wandering from bright light to bright light to get to the post office and back...

An hour later when everyone's mail was delivered she was still flying high on life, in fact she wanted to go for a scooter ride!  She might have managed it if she could have figured out how to ride and hold her flashlight!

It was a blast!

Tuesday, October 7, 2014

It's ALL done!

I am quite proud (even if pride is bad) of the quilt I managed to put together.  Considering I have to buy everything online, and can't go to a store to get what I want I think I pulled it off quite nicely.










OM GOODNESS!

Just a note...as parents Kale and I really, really hate that phrase (OMG).  Kids don't know what they are saying when they use it!

But I had an Oh My Goodness moment last night.  And of course when the ICK factor is off the charts you have to share, right?

I went in the back pantry room to put a dirty diaper in the garbage (surprisingly that isn't the supplier of the ICK factor).  Of course considering that a grown-up usually keeps the back room organized and clean...meaning no Legos or other foreign objects that might impale an unsuspecting parents foot and thereby cause momentary paralysis and blinding pain...I unsuspectingly went my merry way.

Now the ICK factor shows it's face...

On my way back through the door into the house I took a step and felt a wet squishy pop.  Immediately I think...SLUG!...and move my foot but there isn't anything there and I feel the relief of not stepping on one of those things...

I enter the house and close the door when my sock starts to get a cold wet spot.  And of course I think, "What is going on?"  So I pull of my socks and on one of them I see the dreaded slimy wet spot. 

Now since I didn't see a slug on the floor why would I have checked my socks?  Well live and learn.  There isn't any slug on my sock, just the dreaded slime, so I put my foot back down, and that is when I feel the dreadful cold wet body of a slug on my leg!   UUUGHGHGH!

That has got to be the easiest way in the world to make a grown women scream.....I didn't scream, but I did yell for Kale to come help me....

Silly I know, but since the slug wasn't on the outside of my pant leg, I wasn't going to move to investigate the inside of my pant leg for fear of were the slug would end up...

So thinking something is wrong he comes in and asks what is wrong...I tell him my story and he...heroically of course...investigates. 

And of course, there tucked inside the bottom of my yoga pant leg is a hitchhiker, a dead slug....

Nothing makes me feel dirty, slimy and icky quicker than touching a slug ....well it is worse when that slug is DEAD!

Is that a good enough ICK factor for you?